One-Liners

Some people are extremely quick witted.  I have several friends that fall into this category and it is always entertaining to be out with them.  Yesterday, I had lunch with a friend who has a quick response to everything.  This friend, we will call him PA, has some of the greatest one-liners I have ever heard and a delivery that is faster than the electric bunny at a greyhound race.

When Christine met PA for the first time she began by saying,

It’s great to meet you.

PA’s response?

Well, you’re only human.

Yesterday, I asked him if he was going back to Thailand (his home) this month and he responded,

Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

Two of the best one-liner comebacks after the jump.

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