Some people are extremely quick witted. I have several friends that fall into this category and it is always entertaining to be out with them. Yesterday, I had lunch with a friend who has a quick response to everything. This friend, we will call him PA, has some of the greatest one-liners I have ever heard and a delivery that is faster than the electric bunny at a greyhound race.
When Christine met PA for the first time she began by saying,
It’s great to meet you.
Well, you’re only human.
Yesterday, I asked him if he was going back to Thailand (his home) this month and he responded,
Did Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
Two of the best one-liner comebacks after the jump.