The Interview
Here’s a brief transcript of a recent John McCain interview:
Interviewer: “Senator McCain are you a football fan?”
McCain: “Well as you know, I was a prisoner of war and wasn’t allowed to be a fan of football for many years.”
Interviewer: “I can understand that. What about music? What type do you like to listen to?”
McCain:” Well, in addition to being a prisoner of war, I was also a POW. I don’t know if you knew that. Back then, the only music I had was when I whistled.”
Interviewer: “We can skip over that then. I understand that you and your wife own 4 homes and some investment properties. Why didn’t you just come out and say that?”
McCain: “Well, I suppose you could of just checked the Google. Then you would have your answer and also know that for years as a Prisoner of War I didn’t even have a table nevermind a house.”
Interviewer: “In closing Senator, is there anything else you’d like to say?”
McCain: “In my years as a POW, Prisoner of War, I know what character is about. I think you should vote for me for President because, you know, I was a Prisoner of War. POW.”
McCain: “A POW.”
The Disclaimer
Before you get your knickers in a twist, I am grateful to John McCain and the other men & women who have ensured the freedom and safety of this country. They have served nobly and with honor. We are blessed that service men and women will risk life and limb for all of us.
That said, you have to admit being a POW shows amazing character and resolve but it does not qualify you to be the President of the United States. Enough already, Senator.
Possibly Related Posts:
The Lightning Seeds’ Marvellous is like two songs in one. The front half is an electronica gee-whiz instrumental that half way in turns into an all out, indie pop celebration. It’s all about throwing caution to the wind and going for it. Hmmmm….I don’t remember them making music like this in Liverpool.
Your say