wonder1I feel pressed for time but I am determined to keep up the flow of posts here at Aye Wonder. I am especially sensitive to the fact that Tuesday’s Aye Wonder is aways the most read posting of the week. You must like incoherrent ramblings. Well, there will be great rambling today with little sense to be made of it all.  So here goes nothing, literally and figuritively.

☞I am going to start with the song of the week so that you can have a soundtrack for the posting. The artist’s name is Ma’ayan Castel and I know very little of her story. I do know that she works here in Boston to supplement her music career but is originally from somewhere else. My source says Israel but I don’t know for sure about that either. What I do know is this, she has a lovely voice, kind of a cross between Sade and Everything but the Girl. Her EP is available on iTunes and is worth picking up. You’ll definitely crave more Ma’ayan Castel. The song here is Broken Mr. False Pretense. Have at it.

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☞Don’t know if you saw this, a French Court has convicted the Church of Scientology of fraud. Unlike the US, France has always refused to recognise Scientology as a religion, arguing that it is a purely commercial operation designed to make as much money as it can at the expense of often vulnerable victims, the BBC’s Emma Jane Kirby reports from Paris. More to come on this for sure.

☞On October 13, I wrote about David Letterman’s masterful public handling of his affair and postulated that his affair would be out of the news in no time. Mark Sanford, Steve Phillips, et al. take note. Take responsibility and let the chips fall where they may.

☞Yesterday, I read with interest Rick Newman’s piece on the US News & World Report website entitled 9 Signs of America in Decline. No one wants to hear this, of course, but it is the undeniable course of events as evidenced by history. Take Athens, they advanced the City-State concept and the Greek Empire flourished. Then in comes Rome and builds an army for the ages and rules the world. Along comes Spain with its Armadas, followed by the British Navy and followed by America with its natural resources and work ethic. At every point in history, some country led because of the strength of its commodity. The new commodity and the world’s new leader is China and their work force. Read Newman’s article here. Depressing but true.

☞I have a joke for you that I have been telling for years. It is a rare joke in that it’s clean AND it’s funny. Here goes:

One day, a father was addressing his three sons on the fantail of the sampan in the Yangtze River where they lived. “Honorable sons,” he began earnestly, “who throw honorable outhouse from fantail of sampan into Yangtze River?”

Not one of his sons responded.

He repeated, “Honorable sons, who throw honorable outhouse from fantail of sampan into Yantgtze River?”

His question was met with silence.

“Let me tell you story,” his parable began. “Many years ago, father of independence of United States of America, George Washington chop down cherry tree. George Washington father say, ‘Who chop down honorable cherry tree?’ George Washington reply, ‘honorable father, I cannot tell lie, it was I that chop down honorable cherry tree.’ Now, because George Washington tell truth, he no receive punishment or retribution from father. SO, I ask again, who throw honorable outhouse from fantail of sampan into Yangtze River?”

The middle son looks at his siblings on either side of him and steps forward, “Honorable Father, it was I that throw honorable outhouse from fantail of sampan into Yangtze River?”

With that the father leans back and punches his middle son square on the nose knocking him to the ground.

Embarrassed, the son leaps to his feet and hurriedly and nervously says, “Honorable Father, you say George Washington tell truth and no receive punishment or retribution YET I tell truth and receive punch in nose. Why is that, honorable Father?”

The Father looks at his son with a professorial look and says, “that because, George Washington Father not in cherry tree when George Washington chop down cherry tree.”

I don’t know why but I have been wanting to write that one down forever. Poor you. Tell it at dessert on Thanksgiving.

☞It looks like is it all but assured that Apple will introduce a new tablet computer in the first quarter of 2010. Expect it to save the newspaper and magazine industries. Imagine an iPhone (without a calling facility) that is 10.5 inches long and weighs less than a pound and a half. It will surely be the new product everyone will want.

☞Did you know the World Series still hasn’t been played? I say that just to get under the skin of my friends who are Yankee fans. It just seems to me that baseball should be over by now.

☞Here’s another throw back into the field of play from deep center field. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi annoy the hell out of me. That is all.

☞I am bringing a small Hi-Def video cam along with my regular camera with me to St Andrews. Expect another photo montage. I apologize in advance.

☞And finally the AYT quote of the week.

Scotland, thank God, is not for everyone.
~Robin Douglas-Home

And that lads and lassies is this week’s bit. Hope you liked it.
Aye Wonder.
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Jumindthegapst a quick note today. There are several loose ends I need to tie up before I head off to Scotland.

Yesterday from 1-4 PM, I sat attentively in front of my televesion watching the New England Patriots play the Tampa Bay Bucaneers. It was the NFL’s annual game in London at the Venue of Legends or Wembley Stadium as it is better known. Pre-game coverage was as exhausting as the Democratic National Convention. Some found symmetry in the return of the pre-Tea Party Patriots to the Motherland.  In a nation, that like ours, is fascinated by celebrity, the infiltration by Tom Brady and his super model wife, Gisele Bundchen, sent the paparazzi into camera flash overload. It was a home game for Tampa Bay by draw but this was not home for either 40 man squad.

I am an Anglophile. I admit it. But  I guarantee that you have never heard me use the expression, “across the pond.” Yesterday, the pre-game and play-by-play announcers used that expression ad nauseum. Its usage almost seemed mandated by the NFL in order to psychologically reduce the distance and time zones of their newest market, London. Transatlantic or overseas sounds too far away. Lets use “across the pond!”

As I sat in front of the tv listening, I heard more “across the ponds” in 10 minutes than I heard in a lifetime. I am leading the campaign to retire that idiom.

And here are some more I hope to never hear again:

Piece of cake
Drop in the bucket
All Greek to me
New York minute
When pigs fly
The whole nine yards
Raining cats and dogs
Heat of the moment
Elvis has left the building

And the rest. Do you have any you hope to never hear again?

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Numbers Tell the Truth

politicsI have always approached problems in a very unsophisticated, commonsensical way. I look at the issue, look at the goal and then find out how to get there. We all tend to over complicate things when solutions are right in front of us. Take health care for example.  The primary goal of health care is to provide us with a healthier, longer life. Wouldn’t you agree with that? I think that’s pretty good common ground for any of us on either side of the health care reform issue.

We need good health care because we are a modern country with bountiful resources. It’s basic. So do we have good health care? That’s where the argument begins because there is no doubt that we have health care. Look at this chart. It shows that we spend 17% of our Gross National Product on health care, 1/3 more than the next closest nation.

Healthcare spending

In some cases, we spend nearly triple that of other countries. But here is the problem and why, in my opinion we need health care reform. Since we have health care and spend lots on it, one would think that the byproduct would be a higher life expectancy. I’m sure you’ve surmised by now that it is not the case. Only 4 of the countries listed above have a lower life expectancy than that of the United States.

(How about this crazy fact, the people of Japan smoke twice as many cigarettes per capita than the US citizens but their average life expectancy is the 3rd highest in the world compare to us at number 50. Imagine. 50.)

I agree that when the government gets involved it usually not a good sign. But we need a government that is committed to delivering health care as a universal public service like education.

It is broken. It’s time to fix it. The numbers don’t lie. Politicians do.

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scotland-flagA million times I have professed my love for St Andrews and Scotland. I know. You’re tired of it. Well, stay with me this one last time, if you will and instead of telling you, I’d like to show you why I love it. What follows is a brief gallery of all of the wonderful places I can walk to from Monarchs House in less than 10 minutes. And I promise you, there are hundreds more places that are equally wonderful and breathtaking.

Okay. That’s my piece said.

Have a look for yourself.
(if you roll over the photos, you will see a navigation bar. The last icon on the right gives you a full screen look-see, if you’re interested that is.)

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five5 Cars I have owned
505 Peugeot STI
British Rover
Challenger
Delta 88
Lexus LS400

5 Favorite Food Styles
Italian
Sushi
Shabu-Shabu
Spanish
French

5 Underrated Pleasures
Peanut Butter Sandwich
Serendipity (movie – Kate Beckinsale is in it!!!)
Any bodily function (All in moderation of course – yawn, sneeze, well you know the rest)
Survivor Samoa
Looking out the window at nothing (like in the third grade)

5 Things to Consider When Emailing
Don’t get the last word. (Writing back “Tks” is unnecessary)
Never hit “reply all” when you meant to respond to just one person.
Don’t write with anger or lust. (sit on it for a day and reread it)
Email is a permanent record. Nothing off color or something to come back and haunt you.
ALWAYS check the “to” field before you hit send

mcewans805 Things I am Looking Forward to When I Get to Scotland
Visiting with friends
Playing the Castle Course
Drinking a McEwan’s /80
Walking around St Andrews seeing what has changed
Awaking to a Scottish sunrise

St Andrews' sunrise from my bedroom window

St Andrews' sunrise from my bedroom window

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mindthegapA week from today, I will arrive in Scotland for the first time in 28 months. I am hoping to play a round of golf but the primary reason for my visit is to bid farewell to our long time general manager, Angus. Angus is retiring and calls my visit the “hand over.” If you’re a long time reader of this blog, you know that a small group of us have a home in St Andrews called Monarchs House that is rented out to golfers making the pilgrimage to the home of golf. Angus has been looking after the house and all the golfing visitors for 8 years.

St Andrews is not like many other places and very far removed from any town in the States. First of all, it is a magnificently beautiful medieval town. Unlike the U.S., there are no signs of wooden structures; everything is built from stone. Throughout the town, there are ruins that tell of the violence of the Reformation in the mid 1500s. St Rules Tower dates back to 1127. St Andrews also is home to Scotland’s first university and the third oldest in the English speaking world, founded in 1413. But it’s not just the history of the town or even the golf that makes me love St Andrews in particular and Scotland in general. I love the way of life, the people and the topography.

St Rules Tower

St Rules Tower

Recently, after all my years, I finally came to conclusion about why I love where I live and why I love the other places that I visit. There is a commonality in all of the places I gravitate toward. In Boston’s Back Bay, I overlook the Charles River and I am very close to Boston Harbor. I can also walk to anything that could satisfy my needs; food, drink, shopping, entertainment, open spaces and friends. In St Andrews, I am a 2 minutes from any of the beaches and able to walk the entire town and visit its shops and play golf. Here are a few of the other places I love: Plymouth, Sag Harbor, Newport, Marblehead, Savannah, Saucelito, Puerto Banus and San Francisco. All are water centric and all have lovely walkable old towns. Bring me to the mountains, away from water, and I can feel myself silently die.

In St Andrews, I intend on visiting all of my old haunts. They can expect me at the Russell Hotel for dinner and to say hello to Helen the manageress. I will have a drink at the St Andrews Golf Club to say hello to Gordon, Oggie, Alf and the rest of the boys (all over 70). I plan to see my old friend John, the one that always refers to my wife as the lovely Christine.  I am going to have a dram with my friend Mike and commiserate about what could have been with Hamilton Hall. But mostly, I am going to breathe Scotland and all that it is to me. I never get excited about travelling until it happens but this trip has me on edge. As I found out 28 months ago, you never know when it will be your last.

* DUM SPIRO SPERO means “While I breathe, I hope” in Latin and is generally attributed to Cicero. The notable origin of the motto is St Andrews, Scotland. It’s attribution to Saint Andrew and his bones (relics) being taken to this small fishing village on the North Sea, contributed to its direct linkage between the saying, the town, the University of St Andrews and the Saint.

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wonderIn the 10 months that I managed Endway, I learned many things. It’s impossible to share all of those wonderful things with you here but after a couple of road trips with the band, there are a couple of nuggets you might enjoy. So without further ado…it’s Aye Wonder Tuesday.

☞Ever wonder what it must be like to travel with a rock band that’s trying to make it? It really isn’t as glamorous as you might think. Long hours riding from destination to destination, fast food and sleeping on floors are the norm. Sometimes the conversation on the bus or van can be stimulating but more often than not, it’s about the girls at the previous night’s gig. Here are the top 10 things that you are most unlikely to hear on the tour van.

  1. So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the van.
  2. 15%? Our manager should get at least 30%.
  3. No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just screwed up.
  4. Checkmate!
  5. Can you believe all the money we’re getting?
  6. I can’t wait to get to Omaha.
  7. Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please.
  8. Why is there porno in the VCR?
  9. Shouldn’t we go back for the drummer?
  10. No thanks, I don’t want another beer.

And one last joke: What’s the difference between a lead singer and the PLO? You can negotiate with the PLO.

☞Will someone please tell me why I shouldn’t worry about the dollar’s weakness? We are losing ground every day against the Euro, the Pound, the Hong Kong Dollar and the Yen. The dialogue over our weakness as the world’s currency is taking hold. You say the economy is improving, I say, nonsense. We are in a jobs based recession and a real estate depression that will last for a decade or more.

☞Sheesh, enough with the good news already!  125 years ago today, Greenwich, England became the center of time. An imaginary line was drawn through Greenwich to demarcate east and west at longitude 0° 0′ 00″ (just as the equator marks north and southern hemispheres). This allows the world to stay on the same symbolic 24 hour clock. Selecting Greenwich as the world’s standard time bearer wasn’t as arbitrary as people might think. In 1884, 72% of the world’s shipping already depended on sea charts using Greenwich’s meridian time.  An that’s how a standard was born. As an aside, I remember when I was young visiting Greenwich with my parents to straddle the “line.” In retrospect, it was as interesting as seeing the symbolic Plymouth Rock, the stone put in place to symbolize the arrival of the Mayflower Pilgrims. Yawn.

☞I love Sondra Lerche from Bergen, Norway. Everytime he puts out a new album, he reinvents himself. He has experimented with chamber pop, new wave, jazz and other genres but the one that suits him best is the sophisticated guitar pop of his new album, Heartbeat Radio. Have a listen to Good Luck, the album’s opening track. It still has some chamber pop qualities to it but the song craft is wonderful with exceptional production and intelligent lyrics.

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☞It’s been 3 weeks since I started back with Aye Wonder. Are you enjoying it? Would you like me to change something? I wasn’t writing anything personal before but several of my posts have been more personal in nature lately. Is that ok with you? In other words, come on lets have some feedback. That is all.

☞Bill Maher is my type of comedian, he’s funny and intelligent. I liked Dennis Miller for the exact same reason but unquestionably he is an acquired taste. Maher’s recent take on the Year in Republicans is sidesplittingly funny though the truth seeps out like a new steeped tea bag. You’ll see what I mean.

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☞In all seriousness, is there any truly good news out there? It seems to me that there are some heartwarming personal stories but the big picture is dreadful. In the past, when everyone was down, it meant that it was a good time to buy but I don’t get that feeling now. Doesn’t it feel a little like people are waiting for the next shoe to drop? What am I missing here?

☞When you visit the Apple online store today, this is what you will see:

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This means Apple is introducing some new “gadgets” today. I love gadgets. I don’t buy them haphazardly like I used to but I love to see what new technology is that will make our lives easier. Hmm… Aye wonder.

☞It must be Greek week here at Aye Wonder because the quote of the week is from an anonymous Greek philosopher. And here it is:

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.

And that kids, is your Aye Wonder Tuesday.
Hopefully next week will bring some good news.
Signing off.
Aye Wonder.
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long-roadI’ve noticed that over the years my ability to suffer fools has gone down exponentially. I wouldn’t say that I have become crotchety or capricious. It’s just that certain things make me a bit kooky. For example, when someone makes the same mistake over and over and over again, that kills me. When I see people intentionally being mean to others, I cringe. If someone claims that they know something outside of their field of expertise, especially after experts have weighed in, that puts me over the edge.

One of the best pieces of life advice that I could ever mete out (though it’s a learned behaviour)  is this: knowing what you know is important but even more important is the ability to know what you don’t know. Small failures allow you to see this and help you to correct your course or input before a large, fatal mistake does you in. Always take the advice of experts unless you have empirical evidence to the contrary.

Early in the year, I read a great blog post describing the 5 simple steps to great living. It was live your life the Socrates style. Here are the 5 steps and the link to the more detailed posting. Number 2 is all about know what you don’t know.

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1. Live into your vision.

Be as you wish to seem.
~Socrates

2. Know your limitations.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
~Socrates

3. Expand your horizons

Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.
~Socrates

4. Whatever you have is enough

He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.
~Socrates

5. Define what you want.

The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
~Socrates

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pdbLast night, by pure happenstance, Christine & I found ourselves at the House of Blues laying witness to the Right Reverend Al Green. Midway through the show, Green called out to the audience “most of you are here to see if Al still has it.” At age 73, he was only half joking but Al still has the 90 mph fastball. He is still engaging, energetic and in great voice. And that voice – WOW. Performing in front of a 13 piece band, Green unabatedly went from hit to hit. The interesting thing for me was that he performed a lot of new songs. Often times when an artist plays their recent material, the audience hasn’t connected with the songs yet. But Green made them all come alive last night. If the Rev comes to your town, go see him. You will not be disappointed.

Just a quick personal note, Christine and I selected Al Green’s Let’s Stay Together as our wedding song 15 years ago. For those past 15 years whenever we hear that song, we drop what we’re doing and dance. There have been numerous occasions where onlookers at Whole Foods or Super Stop & Shop thought they might need to call the men in white coats.

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How to Deliver Bad News

what-would-you-doI don’t consider myself a traditionalist about much with the exception of golf. But before I lose you because you think that this is a post about golf, it’s not.  It’s about old ways vs new ways. Actually, I am a traditionalist about manners too. If someone says “thank you,” please don’t respond – yup, no problem or uh-huh – to me. It doesn’t cut it. Simple rule: you’re welcome is the one and only response to thank you. Whew. Got that off my chest. All that said, I suppose this post is really about manners.

I love voicemail, texting and email as much as the next person but it’s not all blue sky and roses. I think these technologies have turned some people into spineless cowards. If you are a company and have bad news to deliver, email or a canned snail-mail letter may be the only effective way to reach a large group. But as individuals, we should never, ever deliver bad news by email, text or voicemail. It is the height of cowardice. Grow a pair and look the person in the eye and tell them what you think. If an in-person message isn’t practical, get the person on the phone and tell them. Want your roommate to move out, tell them to their face. Need to tell someone that you are dating that it isn’t working out, make no mistake and be certain they got the in-person message. Want to fire someone, do it in-person on a Monday but don’t ever let a firing be a surprise. (hire on Friday, fire on Monday) Doctors don’t tell you that you are ill over the phone, they make you come into the office. Come on, it’s not easy but it is the right thing to do.

Over the 15 years of our marriage, Christine and I have talked about the best method for delivering bad news. And our preferred method comes by way of an old joke. Now we have code for it. Whenever we have bad news coming we say, “the cat is on the roof.”

Here’s the joke:

John is house sitting for his brother — feeding the cat, getting the mail, etc. The brother calls to check in. “I’m sorry,” says John, “but your cat died.”

“What do you mean the cat died? How could you do this to me? You should have prepared me for the shock,” says the brother.

“How was I supposed to prepare you?” asks John.

“Well,” says the brother, “first you should have told me, the cat is on the roof, but don’t worry, we’re calling the fire department. Then the next time we talked you should have said, the fire department was doing everything it could and not to worry. Then the next time I called you can tell me that the cat had fallen, but not to worry – the vet was doing everything she could to resuscitate him. Then, finally, you could have told me, the cat had died.”

“Sorry, I should have thought first” said John, who was quite embarrassed at this point, “it won’t happen again.”

“So anyway, how’s mom?”

“She’s on the roof.”

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