This was sent to me earlier in the week by my friend Graham in London. After having the usual obligatory cheap laugh, I realised that we aren’t that different than our mates from the United Kingdom. Pint?
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Mine is –
“Oh I’m sure the little one will sleep later tomorrow morning. After all, it’s the weekend.”
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That’s hilarious! Great list.
Geez Mike – i can’t even say anything on list 2 when i am sober!!!
Maff, list 2, number 2…nearly impossible. Almost like Ahmadinejad.